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heyo bitches

rakshas:

tha fuck you sed to me boi…

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littlemissmollymormon:

Alone in your house then your parents open the door

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spockisinthetardis:

marauders4evr:

Alright, folks.

I know that some of you are heading off to college.

And you’re nervous.

So let me answer one question that you’re all thinking about and spare you some awkwardness and embarrassment:

You do not need to ask to use the bathroom in college.

You do not need to ask to use the bathroom in college.

YOU DO NOT NEED TO ASK TO USE THE BATHROOM IN COLLEGE.

That is all.

WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO JUST GET UP AND WALK OUT WITHOUT EXPLAINING MYSELF???

losthersugarplums:

callieohpeee:

a child with a INTTERNET FRIENDSHhip?? no…. not possiBle…. ……. firends can only be made WITH TOUCCHING… SEEEEING…. sensaually smelling…. internet FRIDND A LIE

gIRLs? silly CHilD… THEre are nO girLS on the internet.. only FOrtY yEAR oLd meNS?!?!

unclefather:

i don’t read “uwu” as a smiley face in my head i read it as “ooo woo”